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The Proper Use of Tools
by Lavon Divereni
http://www.fqtool.com
The tools that we use, should always be used correctly.
The tools for maintaining and repairing our cars are no
exception. The tools associated in repairing an automobile
and its components will be discussed in this article with
each of their features and uses.
The Hammer, which was used anciently as a weapon, is now a
tool for applying needed repair to any part of an
automobile that doesn't do what it should do. A Utility
Knife is used to open all cardboard boxes and plastic
containers that contain other tools and unneeded, and non
returnable spare parts.
A Power Drill is used to create a hole in many parts of
the Vehicle for inserting a steel pop rivets, or to make
holes more specifically in the floor of sports cars. The
holes are made next to, and usually through the brake line
that goes to the rear wheels of the car.
A Hacksaw is a useful tool that works on the simple
principles of a Ouija board. It is used to convert all
human effort into a crooked and unpredictable result, in
the attempt to cut any object. Metal Shears are the tool
that works on the exact principle of the Hacksaw and is
used in the cutting of flat metals.
Vise-Grips have many uses, first they easily convert the
head of any bolt into a rounded and unmovable button. They
are also used to effectively transfer intense heat to the
user~s palm when welding. Oxyacetylene torches are the
tools best used to light the hidden cigarette without the
knowledge of the spouse. Whitworth Sockets are the tools
which are now used is to hide Philip Morris products
from any spouse.
The Drill Press is a tall powerful machine used for
grasping any flat metal from your grip and smacking the
end into your chest. Tweezers are the precision instrument
that is used to remove wood and metal splinters. The Wire
Wheel is used to remove fingerprint whorls and calluses
while fixing a car (see Microdermabrasion for
the hands)(see also Tweezers).
The hydrolic floor Jack is a tool which is used to lower a
Mustang to the ground just after you have installed a set
of Ford Motorsports. An eight-foot long Douglas fir 2X4 is
used to push to push a car in an upward direction with a
hydraulic jack. Tweezers are the tools specially used for
the purpose of removing wood splinters. A phone may be a
needed as a special tool for calling your neighbor to bring
another hydraulic floor jack.
A Snap-on Gasket Scraper is used as a sandwich tool for
spreading mayonnaise or mustard interchangeably. This tool
should preferably be used outside the direct view of the
spouse, otherwise the Snap on Foam ear plugs may be
needed. A Timing Light is a useful tool for illuminating
grease and dirt buildup on your crankshaft pulley. A handy
Two-Ton Hydraulic Engine Hoist is used for checking the
tensile strength of ground straps and then is used sever
any other lines or hoses that you may have forgotten to
disconnect.
The battery electrolyte tester is used to deliver the
sulfuric acid from the battery of the car to the inside of
your toolbox.A trouble light is used for to producing
light which are good source of vitamin D in the car at
night or dark. A phillips Screwdriver is used in the
opening of lids of old style, paper-and-tin, oil cans.
Even with the humor, using tools is what separates us from
most of the animal kingdom. Using the proper tool, for the
proper purpose will make all things possible. Either in
auto repair, dentistry, fixing the dryer, or building the
space shuttle, Tools, will keep our machines working when
used correctly. And when tools are used incorrectly will
keep our lives ... interesting.
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